"Let me rule the camera," says every self-proclaimed director at a family gathering or friends' night out. This declaration usually comes from someone who thinks the 'rule of thirds' is a new government policy rather than a photography principle.

Imagine the scene: there you are, trying to enjoy a simple moment, but no, there’s always that one person who thinks every casual get-together is an audition for the next viral YouTube hit. "Move to the left, a bit more, now back... perfect, now hold that pose. No, not that pose, your 'I'm having the time of my life' pose!" Who knew standing around could be so choreographed?

This camera czar doesn't just capture moments; they orchestrate them. Under their rule, a slice of cake becomes a prop, a party hat an essential costume piece, and every confused guest an unwilling actor in their indie-film-that-will-never-be. Forget candid shots; every frame is a meticulously crafted scene, often with the director themselves jumping in for a cameo, because who better to star in the show than the ruler of the camera?

So, the next time someone insists on ruling the camera, remember, you're not just at a party, you're on set. Smile, act natural (whatever that means under the glare of a lens), and maybe, just maybe, you’ll make it to the final cut of the evening’s highlight reel, now showing on a Facebook feed near you!